So here it is. A week ago i had a tooth knocked out..... hurt like a bitch.
HOWEVER not content with one injury, i decided to go all out.

Rewind to sunday. I woke up feeling like.... well... shit. However off i trundled to work. I got to work, set up the bar.... BLERG!!! Sick everywhere. So i went home. I did the whole spewing up my guts thing and fell asleep.
At this point i would like to make you aware of my inability to handle a temprature, BAD things happen when i overheat.... as you will hear....
I awoke.... god help me i couldn't use my hands. they were clenched into balls so tight it hurt, starting to hyperventilate i went into a panik attack, during wich i managed to thrash about so violently i put my bad hip out of joint. After my hysterics, not knowing where i was or who i was i calmed down to an amazing amount of pain in my cramped up hands and feet, and a disocated hip.
Thus dear friends i sit here upon this eve in much discomfort, swaring with every move and feeling an insesant urge to be sick.... so all in all peoples, i'm not a happy bunny. Work will slow up as sitting on my computer chair hurts as much as having a red hot iron stabbed in me hip.
*Offers of condolance and/or money to the usuall address*

Keep smilin kids, it can't get much worse!