Will this interest you?? Probably not.

Thu Jan 5, 2006, 4:49 AM

HAPPY NEW YEAR MOTHERF**KERS!!!!

So anyways... I see this man on a bicycle in a kebab shop the other day and I was like... "wtf you riding a bike in here for? It’s a fucking kebab shop!!" and he was all like "cos I want to....” it really has been a weird week... mebee the vast amounts of alcohol haven’t helped.

So... yeh... umm... my guide to life will re-appear after a year break as of today.... will you find it useful?? Probably not... but I don't care. I am feeling inordinately random today as you may have noticed... so yeh... keep on trucking bitches, eat chips, get fat, die young from excessive rocking out and stuff.

HERE RESTS CYERON TABOR 1984-2006 DEATH THROUGH MISADVENTURE.

CYERONS GUIDE TO LIFE.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease. So please. Use condoms.

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~sognatore Jan 5, 2006, 11:39:14 AM

HERE RESTS CYERON TABOR 1984-2006 DEATH THROUGH MISADVENTURE.

...*snifflegaspchoke*...no...he...he's...DEADDDDDDDDDDD *breaks down in tears and cries so much the Connecticut river overflows and all of Hartford has to evacuate

vast amounts of alcohol, eh? well I suppose that explains where you've been all week.

And it hasn't just been a weird week, it's been a shitty one. Ack you know those days where nothing you say is right and it seems like everyone's against you? That's how I've felt EVERY FUCKING DAY this week.

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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the seraphs, the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns.

~TBCorpse Jan 5, 2006, 6:08:25 PM

blast!
now who will draw the sick humor i so crave???

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~Hell-Badger Jan 6, 2006, 4:18:24 PM

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i love you!

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~since1916 Jan 6, 2006, 5:22:01 PM

sounds like youre having an interesting week

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~sognatore Jan 7, 2006, 8:08:59 AM

I love you too

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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the seraphs, the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns.